Circolo Popolare
Fake Sicily on steroids describes this 250-seat maximalist wonderland where 20,000 spirit bottles line the walls and fairy lights drip from vine-covered ceilings. The theatrical dining experience peaks with metre-long Neapolitan pizzas and tableside pecorino-wheel carbonara that breaks Instagram daily. Animated Italian staff navigate the disco-plant canopy serving fresh pasta made in-house and that viral XXL lemon-meringue pie. The high-energy party atmosphere attracts a dressed-to-impress 20-30s crowd who understand that dinner here is entertainment first, sustenance second. Two-hour seating slots keep the energy buzzing, though the spectacle sometimes overshadows the actual food quality.
What's Great
β 20,000 spirit bottles create stunning backdrop
β Metre-long pizzas with tableside theater
Keep in Mind
Γ Two-hour slots feel rushed with 1-2 hour walk-in queues

Christoff's Tip:
Book exactly 30 days ahead at 9am sharp or queue at 4:30pm for walk-in tables - your social GPU will thank you!